papervore coffee table

This. Is. Mind. Blowing.

Mike, William and David of Pigeontail Design with their amazing Papervore Coffee Table.
As their site says, "Turn your junk mail into recyclable mail. The Papervore is hungry for all of your printed leftovers. With a turn of the crank you too can put that gas bill off until next month. "

Please buy me one. Quickly.
Getting take out will never be the same. As in... you can shred the paper bag after use. Yeah. That's why I need it.